|Happy Birthday James. Congrats on your success. As of May 14th, 2018 you have reached your 22nd year on this earth. The many accomplishments you have achieved are something to be proud of. Like all great men, at some point, you pooed your pants. This, without question, is the most astonishing and memorable feat of your monumentous career. We feverishly await the epic tale.
Your best friend,